Funny – Thoughts of Amethyst

I Wrote A Parody of Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18

This is an experiment in writing the opposite of Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18 I wasn’t going for accuracy, but for the most insult per line! I hope you all have a laugh and enjoy! Shall I compare thee to a horse’s arse? Thou art more loathsome and repugnant. Thine pimples more numerous than the stars. Methink’stContinue reading “I Wrote A Parody of Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18”

A Funny Thing Happened…

In the words of the Fresh Prince himself, “Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down…” However, there’s one anecdote from my very recent past that is sure to rival that of Bel Air royalty. It all started on the morning of Saturday, September 10, 2016. All day, I received countlessContinue reading “A Funny Thing Happened…”

Happy Halloween!

I wanted to make a Halloween post, but I couldn’t think of a single thing to write about, so instead, I’m sharing my favorite Saturday Night Live Halloween sketch with all of you. Enjoy! David S. Pumpkins A haunted elevator attraction tries to spook its riders (Beck Bennett, Kate McKinnon) with an original character, DavidContinue reading “Happy Halloween!”